Category: Joke Board
3 Irishman Paddy, Seamus and Sean, were stumbling home from the pub
late one night, and found themselves on the road next to an old graveyard.
Come have a look over here, says Paddy.Faith it's Michael O'Grady's grave,god bless him he lived to be 87
Then Sean here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it says he was 95 when he died.
Here's a fella yells Seamus got to be 145
What's his name says Paddy
Seamus stumbles around a bit and lights a match,to see what else is on Paddy's grave
Exclaims Miles from Dublin!
hmm, okay. lol
A Phibsboro man told his doctor that he could no longer do as much around the house as he used to. He didn’t seem to have the energy for any chores.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and at the end the guy said: "OK, doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English, what's wrong with me?"
"Well" said the doctor, "in plain English, you're just lazy"
"OK" said the guy "now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife"
And when coming to the end of the line of one's life,
Might better it be told on their tombstone marker,
the words that gives the pass byers to know and then
their commenting proclaiming
Ahh, so now it is your rest you've earned,
for you've wore out...
...rather than...
you've rusted out.
~*Thunderous MidNight*~